You Remind Me Of Someone I Don't Know

I have visceral, vocal reactions to people younger than me having a toddler as well as fucking multiple children? 

I can barely remember to water my plants on a daily basis

i don’t

understand

people

fucking buffalo chik’n vegan chipotle mayo sammich

redheadwildling:

This is beautiful.

this makes me so depressed

amomiu:


— the angels revealed themselves to her; said they were ten feet tall, radiant, and one of them was black; said they helped her with various household chores. One of them changed a light bulb for her, the porch light.

After working on this piece on and off for almost a year, I think it’s finally more or less done. It’s so difficult to decide when something is “finished”.
I’m intrigued by the idea of Night Vale angels looking like something one wouldn’t traditionally call an angel. Heads like those of ancient Egyptian gods and bodies like distorted modern sculptures. Tall, ominous and creepy, but happy to help an old lady with simple household chores.

amomiu:

— the angels revealed themselves to her; said they were ten feet tall, radiant, and one of them was black; said they helped her with various household chores. One of them changed a light bulb for her, the porch light.

After working on this piece on and off for almost a year, I think it’s finally more or less done. It’s so difficult to decide when something is “finished”.

I’m intrigued by the idea of Night Vale angels looking like something one wouldn’t traditionally call an angel. Heads like those of ancient Egyptian gods and bodies like distorted modern sculptures. Tall, ominous and creepy, but happy to help an old lady with simple household chores.

manarin:

I watched Toy Story this week and this scene still kills me.

zombiedogdraws:


bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I’ve never accidentally eaten plain yogurt, but upon intentionally eating plain yogurt, it was not what i expected.

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

i really gotta stop with the fart posts apparently

tumblr recommended some fucking fart fetish blog thing

that is not what I meant

farts are funny

not sexy

come on tumblr, if you’re really stalking me you should know i am way too vanilla for that

i’m like not even vanilla, that’s too spicy to be a metaphor for my sexual preferences

i’m just plain. unflavored. not in a i’m the default sort of way but in an i’m super boring kind of way.

come on

mostlycatsmostly:

The evil side of my little cutie ;) (via Marije Dijkema)

mostlycatsmostly:

The evil side of my little cutie ;) (via Marije Dijkema)

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

all i ever wanted

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Shaun Streets)