You Remind Me Of Someone I Don't Know

legendaryspacecreature:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

:)

smartgirlsattheparty:

silversarcasm:

[Gifset: Laverne Cox speaks at the GLAAD media awards, she says,

"Each and every one of us has the capacity to be an oppressor. I want to encourage each and every one of us to interrogate how we might be an oppressor, and how we might be able to become liberators for ourselves and each other."]

femmeanddangerous:

(x)

Love her.

deliciouscandles:

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River Song from the waist up

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American trash from the waist down

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

barbaeg:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

#’i wanna fuck you in the brain’ #also dope show is my jam no regrets #What Might Go Wrong…

#YOU’RE BAD AT IT AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

#i know people who ship me/bryan and its cute but also creepy

#what

#Sounds like OwieOwieOwie when you say it over and over fast enough

#WHY DID JESSE WIN AN OSCAR?

#How would I tell you to come over and make me cum if I don’t have your number?

#LOOKS LIKE PISS

#because of graphic hermaphroditic snail sex?

#re-becoming the greatness we never weren’t

legendaryspacecreature:

devynjaiden:

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

I’m tired and this is hilarious

looks like a pretty good fit

legendaryspacecreature:

devynjaiden:

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

I’m tired and this is hilarious

looks like a pretty good fit

noahboabear:

Gumby’s i love ya, but this is like the THIRD OR FOURTH time they’ve delivered to the wrong apartment!?

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Here’s proof that i totally put in the right address and everything!
So, Olivia and Craig, i apologize and i’m sorry that stupid thing happened!

Maybe we’re just the only two apartments here they’ve ever delivered to and they figure they’d rather try the one that’s not on the third floor first? But yeah, they need to get their website together.

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

moistmajesty:

xanderthibodaux:

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

This is awesome

hell yeah it is

moistmajesty:

xanderthibodaux:

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

This is awesome

hell yeah it is

When someone says they are ordering pokey stix

whatshouldncsucallme:

I’m like:

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pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

I made a facon double cheese burger that had me nodding and doing a little shimmy dance it was so good.

One does not simply walk into more doors.
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